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Why am I stressed about Xmas?

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Why am I stressed about Xmas?

A festive image of a worried looking man wearing a cartoon elf hat. There's a Christmas tree on one side and a mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows and a gingerbread man on the other. The background is a snowy scene with pine trees and a snowman with the richardsavagevoice.com logo on his head.

Well...


I'm not.


I won't allow myself to be.


I'm not religious.

So I'm only in it for time with the family.


But there are presents to get!

So get the presents.

No biggie.


But there's food to prepare!

So prepare the food.

No biggie.


But there's the tree to put up!

So put up the tree.

No biggie.


But there's the house to clean!

So clean the house.

No biggie.


But there's... but there's... but there's...!

So do the thing.

No biggie.




Allow me to reiterate:


So...

Why am I stressed about Xmas?


I'm not.


Because I won't allow myself to be.


And I'm not religious.

So I'm only in it for time with the family.


And the food.

Always the food.


Walnut whirl anyone...?

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